Do You Ever Get Photographers and Zombies Mixed Up?
Woody Harrelson has trouble distinguishing between a paparazzo and a zombie. Paparazzi: Zombies: It could happen to anyone. (I’ve been laughing about this for about 12 hours now and it doesn’t get any...
View ArticleOne of Many Reasons They Don’t Let Me Teach Sunday School
My five year old son said to me “Can you believe that Paige has to go to church on Easter?” Well, crap. I guess I have neglected to tell my children about The Resurrection. “Yes, Honey,” I said....
View ArticleThings That I Have Actually Said in the Past 7 Days
- ”I don’t know, but it looks like a band-aid that the cat ate and then threw up.” - ”I know you are going to find out and make fun of me, so I will just tell you. I bought Joan Jett’s greatest hits...
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